You know what really, really sucks?

I could never audition to be a Disney look-a-like.  Not in the past, not presently, and not in the future.

Why?

Because I’m 5’9”.  I’m either two inches too short (some require a minimum of 5’11”) or two inches too tall (some require a maximum of 5’7”).

Thanks, Disney.  You’ve crushed my dreams for eternity.